Friday, May 4, 2007

Strike a Pose

I was waiting to get off the train and this woman was standing in front of me with her headphones on and she started to bust a move in the middle of the Go train at 8:30 in the morning as the line was forming to get off the train. I had to move back a foot so she didn't dance her way backwards into me. Everyone appeared to be ignoring her but I couldn't help but stare and wonder how these people were doing such a good job of pretending this maniac wasn't there (maybe they're just used to her...I'm not usually on that train). She wasn't even enjoying it. She seriously looked pissed. Like she was working herself up for something. I expected her to pull a knife out on us at any moment. I can't handle shit like that at that time of the morning!

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Blogging

Apparently I go through these big spurts where I post like the crazy woman that I am, and then I skip a month or 2 and appear out of nowhere just to freak you all out. Today is that day folks. It's like Halloween in May. Ok. Maybe not. What Blogger needs is a stand alone program that I can just click on from my desk top. Apparently it's far too much effort for me to go through Firefox (which is most likely already open anyway), click on Bookmarks, go to the proper folder and then select the link and hit the login button and then select new post. Seriously. It's damn hard! When I used LiveJournal back in the day (you know, like up until last year...) before everyone hopped on the Blogger bandwagon, I had a program that I clicked on and had to hit "login" and there was a clean page for me to post my little heart out on. So much easier! It was like a little word processor that I could leave open and save for later before publishing, or easily edit my last post without going through a million screens to find it and I would never lose my post if something fucked up with my Internet connection. Someone needs to come up with a program like that or I won't be posting much. I refuse to hit 3 buttons to get here! Except today. Today's the exception. And possibly when I come back to post about something useless like this post when I think of it next month. :P If someone knows of such a miracle program, please enlighten me!