Top 3 Worst Itch Spots

Yes, I'm bored and exhausted to the point of giddiness and my nipple is itching like a mofo, so here is my stupid post du jour (or du mois, considering I haven't posted in about that long).

The list:

1) Itchy Nip - Maybe it's just because it's itching so much right now, but I have to go with the nipple. It hurts to use my nail on it, bras irritate it even more and rubbing my boob all day probably doesn't look that good! It also doesn't help that the cause of the itching is from a cat scratch (yes, on my freaking nipple - cat scratches always make me itchy no matter where they are though) and to top it off I ran into someone's side view mirror with the same boob on my rush to the train this morning so hard that it bent the other way and reminded me of a sad inside out umbrella on a windy day. So it's like sweet and sour chicken ball day, but replace sweet with itchy, sour with sore and chicken ball with boob. :P (I am like sooo totally awesome at this metaphor stuff!)

2) Foot Itch - Specifically when it's on the bottom of your foot while you're wearing thick soled shoes while driving. This phenominon is also known as "the only time I ever want to see that green light turn yellow".

3) An Itch in the Gitch - The two main areas covered by underwear that start itching in public is almost excruciating. Although when you finally get to a private place where you can sit down and do a little bum itch relief dance like a dog scooting across the clean carpet creating a nice brown line with his backside, it makes it all worthwhile. Don't look at me like that...I know I can't be the only one that enjoys a good bum scratch after an hour of torture at the mall with a crack itch!

Honourable Mention: Itchy Ear Canal - I know you're not supposed to put a Q-Tip in there, but it fits so perfectly and makes me weak in the knees. What the hell else would I use 500 of those suckers for? I'll take my chances!